Tot Ziens Luv!

I said from the start this relationship wasn't going to last from problems with his trademark glasses falling off, to relocating to an area of South London that doesn't quite live up to the lavish name of its club.

Unfortunately for the Palace former Holland World Cup midfielder Edgar Davids has decided to quit by mutual consent after less than three months with the club.

When I first heard the news such a legend was moving to a fine club such as the mighty Palace I thought it was perhaps another rumor just like the news P-Diddy was going to invest in the club. Unlike Diddy though he did arrive on a pay-as-you-play deal in August but only made an appearance in just seven games.

Davids was quoted saying, "I have decided that my journey as a player at Crystal Palace has come to an end."I want to thank all the people who supported me and gave me one of the greatest experiences of my life." What was that then dear the excellent jerk chicken you can buy in Thornton Heath or living in a lovely area of South London playing for one of the finest football teams the south has to offer?

All I can say is,ongelukkig son, all good things must come to an end and what not.

Top Totty Top 10 Of The Prem

You have to admit whether male or female there is plenty of talent in the looks department as well as skills this season. Having just been linked Jo Hernons "Top 10 World Cup Hunks" from The Suns article and being extremely happy not to see the arrogant grease ball that is Ronaldo listed I felt some what inspired to create my own Premiership version. After all whats an un-employed girl got better to do on a miserable rainy day then perv on some right royal talent.

LAMPARD BY FAR MY FAVOURITE


D.I.L.F

I DON'T USUALLY RATE BLONDES BUT HART IS SOME THING ELSE

CHEEKY

ONE AUSSIE I DO LIKE

SOME THING GOOD TO FIND DURING MY TIME IN LEEDS

IMPORTED BEAUTY

AN OBVIOUS OPTION

GOT TO LOVE A BARRY

HE HAS HIS MOMENTS

Cheeky...

Thanks to "liking" Gareth Barry on Face Book the news feed has just told me City are 1-0 up to Liverpool thanks to the talent that is dear Gaz...since hes got rid of the 90's throw back curtains I have to say he has definitely grown on me, keep up the good work son.

A prankster has caused a stir in the Chelsea changing room by sneaking in and slashing holes in the players' designer underwear. Now this is the kind of action I'm talking about. Frank Lampard in the buff, yes please.

The serial joker has apparently struck several times at the Cobham Training Complex over the past year.

The mystery slasher who is thought to be a Chelsea player has been said to strike twice a week according to a report in the News Of The World.

Chelsea and England midfielder and a future husband of mine Mr F Lampard said, "It's gone on for about a year. We get in to find the bum cheeks cut out of our underpants, it has to be one of the players. They are the only ones with access. You might get two hits in a week, then he won't attack for a month or so."

Perhaps next the suspect will start hacking the ball bags too, there's only so much action a man could possibly take up the rear surely!

Wet At Withdean-Brighton VS Rochdale

A very good friend of mine gets free home tickets so I thought I would waste a Saturday away sitting in the wet stands of Withdean in what I must say was a pretty poor match in a ground that lacked atmosphere.

What A Season Were In For ..