...all creature’s great and blah, blah, blah. Oh Brighton how you have turned things around. From a team once going nowhere with one of the most bog standard stadiums in the league, to having a very impressive new stadium nearing completion for the new season as well as a new commercial partnership with Porsche Centre Mid-Sussex. It seems things couldnt be better for the seagulls with most of the credit due to the man himself, 'King Poyet'.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7041101/
13/15 points and counting, I can for once say I can see great things coming from my adopted local team, especially if wonder boy Lau Lau on loan from Newcastle stays put.
Ah, isn’t Mr Tevez a sweet heart. In celebration of his latest goal that resulted in Chelsea’s defeat against the boys in blue Tevez pulled up his shirt to thankfully unveil not a hairy chest, but a Happy Birthday message to his mother back in his homeland. Any mother would be proud. Another thing, is it me or he is looking a lot better in the looks department then he did in his days at Man United? Looks like hes had a good trim for one thing.
Penalty's have always been a subject that touches a raw nerve with us English folk how ever, to raise attention for the 'Mandeville's Paralympic Five-a-side competition' (played by visually impaired athletes) some of the White Hart Lane boys were put to the challenge of being blindfolded in an attempt to take a penalty.
LOVELY
Its nice to see the likes of Lennon, Assou-Ekkoto and Palacois in such high spirits and as always see Mr Bail in action. And no Crouch, sadly enough it didn’t involve being tied up by a prostitute.
Now no one likes a Monday, five working days untill the weekend and what not. I dont even have a job and I hate it. It leaves me wondering what I can do to fill my week other then hit the vodka and wine in between job hunts and watch and write about football. I would much rather be at work focusing on an assignment, then trying to focus my eye sight after an afternoon drinking sesh.
1:58 (Ive never seen skill quite like it) + 2:37 (lucky goal and a half) worth are watch
Anyway in the hope of cheering us all up have a little view of this clip. Its some what old but still brings a smile to my face from the lucky goals to award winning acting on the dive front. I hope this makes for happy viewing Gashers!
Well not the kind that Salt & Pepa would have been referring to anyway, but that of the extreme affection football players are happy to express to one another more so now then ever despite the millions of people watching. What happened to the manly punch in the air and a graceful pat on the back?
I have always said if men loved their partners as much as they do the game, you would be an extremely happy lady.
Scoring a goal for amateur to professional footballers seems to be an excuse to jump, hump, touch and chase the wrong kind of balls. I dread to think what goes down in the showers after a match.
Stereotypical, laddish men (Danny Dyer's in disguise who love nothing more then beer and football on the weekends, perhaps followed by a one night stand if their ever so lucky with the local STD ridden bit of rough down the local) you would expect to not be happy viewing the following kind of foreplay in action. How ever, when I sat down with a few of my nearest and dearest lads they didn't seem to make much of it.
These are the kind of men who shy away their affections (unless in the privacy of their own home) who don't like to be seen kissing or partaking in any form of 'nice' activity with their partners in public in case they are seen as a soft touch, yet are happy to witness grown players jumping on each other in excitement. Surely that would be more disconcerting?
Am I a pervert, or is it obvious male slap and tiggle?...
GOOD OLD VINNY SETTING THE STANDARD
MALE OR FEMALE, ROONEYS GAME
OH RONALDO, I HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW YOU GREASY PRICK
PIRLO AND SEEDORF - GOLDEN BUNS AS WELL AS BALLS?
ALL GUNS BLAZING
IT MUST BE ♥ ♥ ♥
ROBINHO PICKING UP HIS BONUS
"...WHEN ITS POURING, YOU JUST KEEP SCORING..."
COLE COULD NEVER RESIST A BIT OF SLAP & TIGGLE
"SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE"
ONE FABIO I WOULDN'T MIND
I SUPPOSE SOME GOOD TO COME FROM THIS IS THE FACT THEIR NOT CHEATING ON THEIR WIFE'S IN HOTEL ROOMS AND CAN INSTEAD TAKE OUT THEIR SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS ON THE PITCH.
NOW THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. AS MUCH AS YOU MEN LIKE WATCHING GIRL ON GIRL ACTION, ITS JUST NOT THE SAME FOR US WATCHING THE OPPOSITE.
I dont know whether its the amount of wine I have consumed this evening or me just being last in the race but it took me a few viewings before realising the damage (ligament and a fractured ankle) Valencia did against Rangers the other night, owey wowey! It didnt even seem like a harsh tackle but has obviously proved a lot of damage as hes not been predicted to be back on form until February, unlucky son.
Now I’m not saying the lovely folk at Upton Park cant knock up a good old pie or two but surely £80,000 worth of pies, sorry fines isnt worth the compromise for falling behind on a dead line to loose weight?
As if being dropped from the South African World Cup team wasnt enough, to add insult to injury poor old Benni Mc Carthy was slapped in the gut with this big fat fine for his recent weight gain.
JUNK IN THE TRUNK?
Mc Carthy was quoted saying, 'With my bone structure, body structure, if I don't train with intensity, I will get bigger" In other words the saying, "Im not fat Im just big boned" springs to mind.
He went on to say, "When you're injured, you can't train, and for three weeks I was told to stay off my feet, just come in for treatment (for a knee injury). I couldn't go in the gym. If I was on my feet, my knee would swell up". So basically what your saying Mc Carthy is as a trained athlete (as that pretty much is what a pro footballer should be) you instead chose to eat a lot of pies?
NO PIES IN THE MOUNTAINS
Once the South African striker realised if he carried on the way he did he could face loosing his career in pie eating, sorry professional football he deported himself to a specialist fitness clinic in Austria where he shed two stone and is now under the 85 kilograms (13st 4lbs) weight set by the medical staff to take him to the brink of a first team recall.
A friend said: "Benni regrets what has happened, but is keen to put it behind him now". Ah, good lad, you would have thought how ever the first fine would have been a good time to get down the gym. What a waste of money think what he could have done with £80, 000.
I THINK I MIGHT BE SICK
All I can say is from time to time we all gain a bit of baby fat, a vodka jelly belly (what Im currently nurturing), a beer belly, gut etc but as a professional footballer earning a very good wage surely he should know better.
GREAT SHAPE
Let’s hope Mc Carthy keeps the weight off and his career takes priority over the pies so he can get back to getting his leg over in true classy Mc Carthy style. I now feel like a right bitch for writting this, I love you really Mc Carthy.
So it seems Sir Alex Ferguson has not only proved himself a fantastic manager for Manchester United since way back in 1986 (before I was even born :s ), knighted for his services to the game as well as hold, 'The Freedom of the City of Aberdeen', to top it off he can also double up pretty well as the doting mother to his poor players, in this case Rooney. What a man.
SPREADING THE LEGS-GETTING SOME PRACTICE IN
As much as I'm bored of hearing about world class footballers spreading their legs at every opportunity when they have a Mrs sat at home Alex Ferguson's comments at a recent press conference did some what annoy me.
When asked if he has any regrets on dropping Rooney for Uniteds trip to Everton he said, "No concerns, none at all. I left him out for the reasons I told you on Saturday and I'm not going beyond that. I said in my TV interview on Saturday that I wouldn't subject him to that nonsense at that ground and it was a benefit to our team. I have no regrets at all. I did the right thing."
"That nonsense".What the nonsense of the Everton fans chanting 'hurtful' taunts at him or the real nonsense that be the fact that he: Cheated on his wife AGAIN while his first born was sprouting in her womb, should have learnt from the first time he got his leg over a 48 year old prostitute, is an idol to millions of kids all over the world, plays for a team famous for cheating (off the pitch anyway), gets paid an apparent £9 a minute, £100,000 a week to play and gets away with not having to play and face up to what hes done despite being a regular 1st team player?
We all know Rooney has never been liked since leaving Everton but I'm still adamant he should have played. After all it is his job and if he lets his personal problems interfere with it then that's his own fault. Yes, the taunts may have over shadowed the game if they were to have got that bad but he could have just been taken off.
As much as I love Alex Ferguson and know he is just protecting his players surely there's only so much doting he can do? Its not like its the first time Rooney's miss behaved and for a man like Alex who has been married since 1966 to a catholic women surely this is not forgivable behavior?
I just feel sorry for Junior Roo in all this. When he grows up he will learn that his dad has slept with 2 hookers and an OAP veteran whore. That kid is sure to get taunted for it as well as no doubt loose some of the love he would have had for his dad.
CATCHY, IF ONLY A BIT MORE IN TUNE?
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"NICE TO SEE YOUR HOME FANS BOOING YA" (NICE TO SEE YOU CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE AGAIN)
My favourite films with out a doubt are British from 'Made In Britain' to series like 'Rita, Sue and Bob Too'. Having a lot stereotypical football loving, laddish friends I think I have seen every football related film going from 'Escape To Victory' staring such legends as Bobby Charlton alongside Pele to the infamous 'Football Factory', staring such legends as er, Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan.
HARMONY TO MY EARS :S
Manchester United had 'Beyond The Promised Land' now City have 'Blue Moon The Uprising', a documentary film (and play on words referring to Manchester City's fan anthem "Blue Moon") that chronicles the fortunes of Manchester City Football Club through out the 2009/10 season through the eyes of seven ordinary fans.
Shot and produced by Endemolin conjunction with the club you can expect to see interviews with staff, players and fans who have helped City throughout the season.
The premier was said to be a "blue carpet" occasion with stars such as Mank legend (twat to most of us) Noel Gallagher along side a host of Coronation Street and Hollyoaks cast members (wow A-List in the house or what) mixing with the seven ‘ordinary fans’ that form the focal point of the feature.
You can immerse yourself and learn from wise Mancunian men spreading their words of wisdom with quotes like "Top priorities from a young age: number one football, number two beer, number three women, ha, thats probably why I'm single". Yeah that or the fact your BALD dear...
Im 50/50 as to whether it will be any good but will definitely watch it if it doesn't involve spending money on doing so. I'm sure a couple of Blue Boys I know will think its the "dogs bollocks"-There's only one team in Manchester and what not...
From age 7-12 I thought I was a big fan of the reds but this litte sweety,Emily Jane Best (lets hope her dad isn't an over keen Georgey Best fan with them being Irish) is some thing else. I don't know what to make of her own song though, "Rooneys gonna get ya tonight" after the recent scandal hes got in...
"ROONEYS GONA GET YA TONIGHT"-AHEM SAY NO MORE
JUDGING FROM THE BACKGROUND THIS FAMILY LIVE MAN UTD
"WE HATE LIVERPOOL & MAN CITY (AND DADDY HATES LEEDS)"
SHES GOING TO BE LEADING THE CHANTS OF THE TERRACES BEFORE SHE KNOWS IT
"HES FERGIE THE BUSINESS MAN!"
If she keeps this up I say she has her own statue for Man Uniteds biggest fan alongside Sir Matt Busy at Old Trafford, what a sweet heart. I want one.
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I managed to get free tickets again (thanks to Mark) for what was to be my second match watching The Albion.
The deal was that despite him usually getting them free we would help fund raise for the lower leagues in return but that wasn't to be the case.
Leanne who was our lift there traveled down from Enfield, North London and an accident on the M25 plus the usual hell on earth traffic that is Brighton on a Saturday meant we were an hour and a half late. Thankfully we go the tickets still, I how ever just wanted a stiff drink after the morning I had and I'm sure Leanne did too.
Despite being sat behind the goal in the pouring rain and not able to see much of the action the talent on show was that of great quality in the form of one of the coaches sat near us as well as the one and only Lau Lau who, for such a young player he is full of potential.
Now I will be the first to admit when I moved to Brighton to wind up many a Albion fan I would often say I supported Palace as that is where I was born and spent my pre-teens (the age I loved the game) but since finding another half that supports Brighton (Manchester United) I have to say they are becoming a very promising team and with the new stadium on its way I think it could be just the buzz they need to do even better.
Hopefully with Lau Lau sticking around down south it will be a great season for the Seagulls and I can continue to sit in the stands watching the match (leering at certain members of the coaching team) while getting soaked in the stands eating soggy chips.
Thankfully Brighton beat MK Dons 2-0 (Leanne being from Enfield had never witnessed such classy football) and in typical style the day was celebrated by getting on the booze wagon for a friends 21st.
All in all a great day and we even walked past the Lau Lau himself in town, nice bloke if I say so myself.
Judging by these match shots I must say it appears I missed a cracker of a game. 22 men running around in shorts, grabbing each other here there and every where. Seems the Swiss wanted to know if the rumors about the likes of Rooney were true...
IT STARTED WITH THE COME TO BED EYES
FOLLOWED BY AN ATTEMPTED CHEEKY BALL GRAB
OUCH!
A BIT OT SLAP & TIGGLE FOR COLE
A VALIANT EFFORT BY THE SWISS KEEPER TO PREVENT ANY MORE BALL ACTION DOWN HIS END
NO NOT MILNER! A CHEEKY UP SHORTS SHOT
IT ALL BECAME A BIT TOO MUCH FOR THESE TWO, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH BALL ACTION ONE MAN CAN TAKE
Well done fellas it seems the new line up is working well, the Swiss seemed impressed (perverts)
