Well not the kind that Salt & Pepa would have been referring to anyway, but that of the extreme affection football players are happy to express to one another more so now then ever despite the millions of people watching. What happened to the manly punch in the air and a graceful pat on the back?
I have always said if men loved their partners as much as they do the game, you would be an extremely happy lady.
Scoring a goal for amateur to professional footballers seems to be an excuse to jump, hump, touch and chase the wrong kind of balls. I dread to think what goes down in the showers after a match.
Stereotypical, laddish men (Danny Dyer's in disguise who love nothing more then beer and football on the weekends, perhaps followed by a one night stand if their ever so lucky with the local STD ridden bit of rough down the local) you would expect to not be happy viewing the following kind of foreplay in action. How ever, when I sat down with a few of my nearest and dearest lads they didn't seem to make much of it.
These are the kind of men who shy away their affections (unless in the privacy of their own home) who don't like to be seen kissing or partaking in any form of 'nice' activity with their partners in public in case they are seen as a soft touch, yet are happy to witness grown players jumping on each other in excitement. Surely that would be more disconcerting?
Am I a pervert, or is it obvious male slap and tiggle?...
GOOD OLD VINNY SETTING THE STANDARD
MALE OR FEMALE, ROONEYS GAME
OH RONALDO, I HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW YOU GREASY PRICK
ALL GUNS BLAZING
IT MUST BE ♥ ♥ ♥
ROBINHO PICKING UP HIS BONUS
"...WHEN ITS POURING, YOU JUST KEEP SCORING..."
COLE COULD NEVER RESIST A BIT OF SLAP & TIGGLE
ONE FABIO I WOULDN'T MIND
I SUPPOSE SOME GOOD TO COME FROM THIS IS THE FACT THEIR NOT CHEATING ON THEIR WIFE'S IN HOTEL ROOMS AND CAN INSTEAD TAKE OUT THEIR SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS ON THE PITCH.
I have always said if men loved their partners as much as they do the game, you would be an extremely happy lady.
Scoring a goal for amateur to professional footballers seems to be an excuse to jump, hump, touch and chase the wrong kind of balls. I dread to think what goes down in the showers after a match.
Stereotypical, laddish men (Danny Dyer's in disguise who love nothing more then beer and football on the weekends, perhaps followed by a one night stand if their ever so lucky with the local STD ridden bit of rough down the local) you would expect to not be happy viewing the following kind of foreplay in action. How ever, when I sat down with a few of my nearest and dearest lads they didn't seem to make much of it.
These are the kind of men who shy away their affections (unless in the privacy of their own home) who don't like to be seen kissing or partaking in any form of 'nice' activity with their partners in public in case they are seen as a soft touch, yet are happy to witness grown players jumping on each other in excitement. Surely that would be more disconcerting?
Am I a pervert, or is it obvious male slap and tiggle?...
GOOD OLD VINNY SETTING THE STANDARD
MALE OR FEMALE, ROONEYS GAME
OH RONALDO, I HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW YOU GREASY PRICK
PIRLO AND SEEDORF - GOLDEN BUNS AS WELL AS BALLS?
ALL GUNS BLAZING
IT MUST BE ♥ ♥ ♥
ROBINHO PICKING UP HIS BONUS
"...WHEN ITS POURING, YOU JUST KEEP SCORING..."
COLE COULD NEVER RESIST A BIT OF SLAP & TIGGLE
"SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE"
ONE FABIO I WOULDN'T MINDI SUPPOSE SOME GOOD TO COME FROM THIS IS THE FACT THEIR NOT CHEATING ON THEIR WIFE'S IN HOTEL ROOMS AND CAN INSTEAD TAKE OUT THEIR SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS ON THE PITCH.
NOW THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. AS MUCH AS YOU MEN LIKE WATCHING GIRL ON GIRL ACTION, ITS JUST NOT THE SAME FOR US WATCHING THE OPPOSITE.
Boys Will Be Boys...
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