Blonde Bimbo At Hart

Oh Joe Hart, you're the only blonde I have ever rated and after reading this mornings paper that bond is as strong as ever. You see, like me it seems England's number one also loves a spot of boozing, balls and banter after his recent 5am karaoke led stag of a bender in Lineker's Bar with dear old Gareth Barry (another one of my England favorites) and a couple of tarts, also in toe.

Now you see as much as I think there's no harm in letting your hair down once in a while it seems Hart is going to be in trouble for bad timing. The bad timing here off course being the fact the booze fuelled frenzy happened 36 hours before he met up with the squad for Tuesday's Wembley game against Montenegro.

I don't see any harm in a good old knees up but the timing wasn't to great and yet again a valiant effort may have been in place on the 'lets cheat on our girl friends' campaign our footballers seem to support 100% over the last few years if he did end up with the pretty blonde who was seen draped around him. I don't think his long term girlfriend will be happy when she gets hold of him.

JAGER IN THE BOTTLE BY ANY CHANCE JOE?

At one point it was said Hart was seen downing what looked like a Jagerbomb shot while his mates egged him on chanting, "Jager Jagerbomb, Jager Jagerbomb". I think Joe needs to meet my mate Barry Boardman and experience the most lethal shot Leeds has ever seen. The legendary, 'Barry Bomb', known to knock any Mank of his seat and in to in Baz's case, a plastic fence in a beer garden on a busy summers day could do damage to the best of us.

GOOD OLD GAZZA

"There's one common problem - it's called drink," Spurs manager Harry Redknapp recently said of our England stars. It would seem he couldn't have been more right as its a problem that effects even the best of us, and off course poor old Gazza.