It seems the Reds want him in tip top shape and by sending him to the world famous Nike World HQ in an attempt to put the young chap back on track is their answer.
However, despite the high tech equipment the facility boasts with some of the finest muscle motivating sources in the land, the area is more commonly know for fine equipment in the form of scantily clad/naked young strippers that dominate the streets around then for the Nike Head Quarters.
Now, with Wayne Rooney's history for chasing totty around in the form of OAP slappers or young tarts if I was Colleen I would sure as hell not be happy. What young lad would not take advantage of being in
United's assistant boss Mike Phelan said prior to his departure: "We just thought it might be in the interests of him and the club to have a change of scenery for a little while"...in other words every one is fed up of him and his spoilt diva demands then no doubt.
Frank Lampard was recently quoted saying Rooney is a "Sensitive lad", as if. It seems the only person he is sensitive towards is himself with the headlines he’s been in this year and the amount of sun cream he dollops on his face. I think my future husband Lampard may have been confused with the word 'stupid' in Rooney’s case.
GOT ENOUGH ON THERE DEAR?( LETS HOPE HE ALWAYS USES THIS MUCH PROTECTION AYE)
As mentioned in previous blogs, I don't think this lad is worthy of his dramatic pay rise and hasn't been on form long before the world cup. The only time I’ve seen him score is on Fifa, just a shame that virtual isn't reality in this case aye.
Well worth the pay rise then lad. £8mill a year and so far all he’s done is live it up in warm climates around the world that must of us could only dream of affording to go to. Lets hope the Beaver brings the best out of him and the next time he features in Gash On Goals its on a positive note!
PARADING THE GOODS
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