The Art Of The Spit

The spray gob, water gob, tongue roll gob, washing machine gob, give but dont recieve gob, what ever you like to refer to it as at the end of the day it is a form of spitting, nice I know.

ANDERSON ADMIRING HIS WORK

I never really noticed just how much players spit as when I was a little girl I was a dab handy little thing at football and played myself so understand that when that little ball of flem rises up from your gut slowly easing its way up your throart (it could be worse) to fly out via your mouth its no suprise players are spitting loads whether at each other in the case of John terry VS Tevez, or just on the pitch.

Players were recently warned by the Health protection agency not to spit to prevent the spread of flu, nice but as Anderson proved in Uniteds draw against Valencia this evening a mans got to do what a mans got to do and for some lucky photographers, they have the privalage of catching the art of the spit in motion, Im sure we will see more spit to come, grand.

GIVEN GIVING IT A GO

HAMILL HAMMERING IT HOME

DIRTY DAVID TESTING OUT THE WATER GOB

WORTH IT FOR WALCOTT

LOVERS EXCHANGING SPIT TEVEZ VS TERRY

EEEW DOUBT THAT EVEN IS SPIT WITH HIS REP

LAMPARD, YOU CAN SPIT IN MY GOB ANY DAY DEAR

GOLDEN SPIT AS WELL AS BALLS FOR BECKS

WE ALL KNOW THIS DIRTY PRICK IS A SPITTER

So the lesson to be learnt footy players is quit with the filthy habbit like your mothers would have told you as a kid, it doesnt make for nice viewing!

Spotty... Not So Hotty

Now then, what do we have here? What could be mistaken for a line up of some of the Urban Music industrys finest such as Chris Brown and Tinnie Tempah are infact a small selection of Manchester City boys celebrating Christmas in polka dot style, far from their usual lavish attire off course.

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY

Lets just hope City havent sparked a trend for less then fetching themed footy club celebrations and De Jong was at his best behaviour after a downing a bit of the good stuff. Im sure the wannabe wag/slags of Manchester had no idea what hit them when this lot swandled in to Suburbia nightclub dressed like that. Oh well, one less scandal to read about in the newspaper aye.

What The Prince Wants, The Prince Errr Shan't Have

Now, I could write for ever on what a joke the World Cup 2018 bid has been but I will keep it brief.

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!

England brought over a Prince, Priminister and Golden Balls - the world wide leader off football himself yet we only receIved two votes, two bloody votes! Surely being in the company of royalty alone should be worth some thing what on earth did Russia bring to the table? A couple of cheeky's from what the camera man was focusing on. They certainly didn't bring Vladimir Putin who stated, "uscrupulous competition" from rival bids for his no show.

A FOOTBALLING NATION

Im all for a country other then England hosting the World Cup just not under these circumstances and one who deserves it. This is by far a blatant fix whether or not the negative media press was to blame. We created the game and we deserved to host the competition. Players of the highest standard from all over the world wish to play in our leagues, we have some of the best stadiums, the most loyal fans and as many a football fan will say the nation has football in their blood whether its hitting the terraces every weekend or donning the red and white flag for our country in major tournament just to get in to the spirit of things.

I don't get what it is with our country that we always seem so near yet so far. Robbed by the Germans, Argentinians and now the Russians to name a few. I can't see many people jumping at the chance to go to Russia as exciting as the World Cup will no doubt be. When I think of it being staged there I just envision (yes this is a stereotype and a half) vodka, snow and fur hats. Mixed with us Brits a combination that perhaps wonet go down too well.

ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE OLD BIRDS HAD HER LEGS THAT FAR APART :s

So much for taking the kids to Wemley when Im at the ripe old age of 30, that would have been off course if I have any by then. What is the world coming to? Anne Widicombe being thrown around on Strictly, Wagnor knocking out competition leagues above him and now Russia beats England's bid to add insult to injury.

It seems the celebs wernt too pleased either:

Cricketer Darren Gough 'Disgrace Get him [Sepp Blatter] off the tele now Up his own arse.'

Comedian Danny Wallace 'Shame about 2018. We sent Becks, a Prince and a Prime Minister. Putin didn't even bother going. But everyone should be proud of the effort.'

London Mayor Boris Johnson 'Extremely disappointing. We had an awesome bid and knockout presentation. Can’t quite believe it.'

Ex Liverpool star and pundit Stan Collymore 'Boycott FIFA,a f**king disgrace of an organisation.'

X Factor runner-up Olly Murs 'Gutted we didn't get the 2018 world cup!!!! : (.'

Presenter Kirstie Mary Allsopp 'We should have sent Kate Moss, clearly taking models is what wins it for you!!!'

Golfer Rory Mcilroy 'Now Qatar!! FIFA only interested in the CASH!!' Tennis star Andy Murray 'Russia and qatar wow hmmmm.'

ENGLAND FC, ROBBED AGAIN !

(SO MUCH FOR FOOTBALL COMING HOME)

Fuck Off Chico, It's Taser Time!

Oh dear, it seems being a clubless football player with what would appear to be a relationship hanging in the pipe line is seems that isnt enough for Michael Ricketts (currently training with Blackburn Rovers until he finds someone that wants him for the er, talented/less player he is.)

You see instead of attend the Rovers festive shin dig Mr ricketts opted on causing a stir resulting with the threat of 50,000 volts being unleashed on him after Police allegedly witnessed Ricketts assault and hospitalise a woman said to be the players other half outside a Cheshire nightclub.

ITS THE THRILL OF THE CHASE

As if being below the standard of John Fashanu with one cap for his country (one less then the Flash himself), no club currently interested in him, no nooky, no one to cuddle up to next to a log fire after this no doubt and xmas just around the corner wasnt bad enough for the poor chap he was lucky to escape un-tazed. Just think it couldnt have been be as bad as his time at Leeds. Will this man ever get lucky?