Monday, 6 December 2010

Fuck Off Chico, It's Taser Time!



Oh dear, it seems being a clubless football player with what would appear to be a relationship hanging in the pipe line is seems that isnt enough for Michael Ricketts (currently training with Blackburn Rovers until he finds someone that wants him for the er, talented/less player he is.)

You see instead of attend the Rovers festive shin dig Mr ricketts opted on causing a stir resulting with the threat of 50,000 volts being unleashed on him after Police allegedly witnessed Ricketts assault and hospitalise a woman said to be the players other half outside a Cheshire nightclub.


ITS THE THRILL OF THE CHASE
As if being below the standard of John Fashanu with one cap for his country (one less then the Flash himself), no club currently interested in him, no nooky, no one to cuddle up to next to a log fire after this no doubt and xmas just around the corner wasnt bad enough for the poor chap he was lucky to escape un-tazed. Just think it couldnt have been be as bad as his time at Leeds. Will this man ever get lucky?

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