Now lets face it, theres little chance the cheating, prostitute loving, over paid footballer that is Wayne Rooney ever had good looks to restore but locks on the other hand, why not?
Rooney admitted to having a hair transplant, the latest trend that seems to be all the rage amongst balding bastards in the celebrity world at the moment.
The Rooster opted to tell the world via Twitter just how "delighted" he was with the outcome and went on to say, "Just to confirm to all my followerrs I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 so why not".
Oddly enough Rooney saw this as an opportunity to ask his followers if they could recommend a good hair gel as his head was, "still a bit bruised and swollen". Lets just hope hes refering to the head on his shoulders rather then the other one thats been hitting the headlines for scoring more goals of the pitch then on aye.
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