At first I was some what fed up of hearing about all these over paid idiots throwing it here, there and every where splashing the cash for a bit of gash but being a girl who has a lot of close male friends I constantly get told these "wags" should expect it. From personal experiences I despise any man/woman especially married with kids who cheats, if you don't want to be with some one its simples, leave!
How ever these head lines I cant see going away any time soon so I thought to myself, why not create a "Top Of The Tarts" list consisting of all the slags/home wreckers to see what Premiership footballers are at the top of their "game" right now.
Sadly enough for Ashley Cole having the most women representing him in the league doesn't make a difference. As I like to say, "quality is better then quantity" (some thing he should probably get to grips with seeing as all his bits on the side are about to be relegated at the bottom of the league) Each and every one is horrid but looks like filth despite what the two ego-egotistical friends helping me compile this list may think.
As for the 48 year old prostitute Rooney has slept with I couldn't find any photos of her but lets just imagine the worst that would definitely be ranked last for many reasons not just being a Scouse ( lets just say 48 years in the industry she must have all sorts going on down there)
How ever these head lines I cant see going away any time soon so I thought to myself, why not create a "Top Of The Tarts" list consisting of all the slags/home wreckers to see what Premiership footballers are at the top of their "game" right now.
Sadly enough for Ashley Cole having the most women representing him in the league doesn't make a difference. As I like to say, "quality is better then quantity" (some thing he should probably get to grips with seeing as all his bits on the side are about to be relegated at the bottom of the league) Each and every one is horrid but looks like filth despite what the two ego-egotistical friends helping me compile this list may think.
As for the 48 year old prostitute Rooney has slept with I couldn't find any photos of her but lets just imagine the worst that would definitely be ranked last for many reasons not just being a Scouse ( lets just say 48 years in the industry she must have all sorts going on down there)
IDIOT NUMBER 1 TERRY =
PERRONCE (DATED HIS BEST MATE)
"GOLDEN BALLS" (HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO THAT? ) =
"NOT SO GOLDEN GASH" (SO CALLED FRIEND)
ROONEY =
THOMSON (21 YEAR OLD PROSTITUTE)
CROUCH =
"MONICA MINT" (PROSTITUTE)
ASHLEY COLE =
CORBITT (AMERICAN)
HEALEY (PEROXIDE?)
WALTON (PEROXIDE NUMER 2?)
Goes to show the lows some men in this case will go to but when you have such beauties waiting for you at home is it really worth it boys?
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